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An 80-year old woman is in the bar of a cruise ship & asks the bartender for a
scotch and two drops of water. As the bartender gives her her drink she says "it's my
birthday today and I'm on the cruise to celebrate.
The bartender says, "Since it's your birthday, this drink is on the house!"
As she finishes her drink, the woman to her right says "I'll buy your next drink for
your birthday."
The old woman says, "Thanks! Bartender I'll have another scotch and two drops of
water."
"All right," says the bartender.
As she finishes her drink the man to her right says, "Since I'm the only one around
you that hasn't bought you a drink I guess I might as well buy you one."
The old woman says, "Thanks! Bartender, another scotch and two drops of water here
please."
"Coming right up," he says. As he gives her the drink he says, "Ma'am, I'm
dying of curiosity. Why the scotch and only two drops of water?"
The old woman replies, "Well Sonny, you learn that when your my age you can hold your
liquor but you sure can't hold your water!"
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