Farting is never an issue...

You make sure there's nothing flammable
near your husband at all times.

He takes you out to have a good time...

He brings home a 6 pack, and says
"What are you going to drink?"

He holds your hand in public...

He flicks your ear in public

A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad...

A King size bed feels like an army cot

You are turned on at the sight of him naked....

You think to yourself, "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"

You enjoyed foreplay...

You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???"

He hugs you, when he walks by you, for no reason...

He grabs your boob any chance he gets

You picture the two of you together, growing old...

You wonder who will die first

Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy"...

When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.

He knows what the "hamper" is...

The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area

He understands if you "aren't in the mood"...

He says, "It's your job."

He understands that you have "male" friends...

He thinks they are all out to steal you away

He likes to "discuss" things...

He develops a "blank" stare

He calls you by name....

He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when