A Little Religion Lesson

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shown his flashlight around,
looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying "Jesus is
watching YOU".

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised
himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back
on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo
out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus
is watching YOU."

Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the
source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" He hissed at the
parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, the squawked, "I'm trying to warn
you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who are you?" "Moses,"
replied the parrot. "Moses?" the bugler laughed. "What kind of stupid
people would name a parrot Moses?"

Probably the same kind of people that would name a Rotweiller "Jesus,"
the bird answered.