Here are two new elements for the periodic chart of elements:

Element: WOMAN

Symbol: Wo

Atomic Weight: 135 (more or less, usually more)

Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may
freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used
well.

Chemical Properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong
affinity to gold, silver platinum and precious stones. Violent when left
alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green
when placed next to a better specimen. Ages rapidly.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of
wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
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Element: MAN

Symbol: Xy

Atomic Weight: 180 (+/- 100, usually more)

Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape
easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure
sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as
easily as young fresh samples.

Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get.
Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed
with Kd (element Kid) for prolonged period of time. Pretty basic.
Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None really, except for methane production. Good samples are able
to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins
to smell.