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NOTICE: The Surgeon General has determined that hugging is good for your health. HUGGING IS PRACTICALLY PERFECT: No movable parts, no batteries to wear out, no periodic check-ups, low energy consumption, high energy yield, inflation-proof, non-fattening, no monthly payments, no insurance requirements, theft-proof, non-taxable, non-polluting, and, of course, fully returnable. HUGGING IS ALL NATURAL: Organic, naturally sweet, no pesticides, no preservatives, no artificial ingredients, 100% wholesome. THE BEST PEOPLE, PLACES AND TIMES TO HUG: Anyone, anywhere, anytime. |