This farmer woke up one morning to find that a few of his animals had run away.
So he went to the nearest farm to replace them. When he got there he
knocked on the door and asked to but a rooster.

The other farmer said, "Sure you can buy a rooster, but around here we
call them cocks."

Then the farmer asked for a chicken.

The other farmer said," Sure you can have a chicken, but around here we
call them pullets."

The farmer was about to leave when he realized that he didn't feel like
carrying all of his animals. So he asked for a donkey.

The other farmer said, "Sure you can have a donkey, but around here we call
them asses.

Oh and one other thing, if he stops in the middle of the road, scratch his
ears, that should get him going again. "

So while the farmer was going down the road, his ass stopped, and on the
side of the road he saw a beautiful woman.

He went up to her and said, "Can you hold my cock and pullet while I
scratch my ass?"