A young couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween
party. The wife came down with a terrible headache and
told her husband to go to the party and have a good time.
Being the devoted husband, he protested, but she argued and
said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed.

She told him there was no need for him to miss the fun. So
he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened
without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to
the party. Because hubby did not know what her costume was,
she thought she would have some kicks watching her husband to
see how he acted when she was not around.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
around on the dance floor. He was dancing with every nice
chick he could, and copping a feel here and taking a little
kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather
seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and
devoted his time to the new "action".

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was
her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her
ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped
out, went home and put the costume away and got into bed,
wondering what kind of explanation he would have for his
notorious behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked him
what he had done. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know
I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she
asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never
even danced one dance. When I got to the party, I met Pete,
Bill and some other guys, so we went into the den and played
poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy that I loaned
my costume to sure had one helluva time!"