A yuppie had just parked at the side of the road, and as he opened the
door of his BMW, a car came speeding along and hit the door,
ripping it off completely.
When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie was complaining bitterly about the
damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!!!", he whined.
"You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the
officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that
your left arm was ripped off!!!"
"Oh my gawd...", replied the yuppie, finally noticing the bloody left
shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex?!!!!!"
