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A couple in their 60's went to the doctor's office.

The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple had
finished, the doctor said, "There isn't anything wrong with the way you have intercourse," and he charged the couple $32.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying

to find out?"

The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's
married, so we can't go to her house. I'm married, so we can't go to my
house. The Holiday Inn charges $60, the Hilton charges $78, and we can do it here for $32 and I get back $28 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's office."