Little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your Father. I think he's in the garage."

Little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, can I take Susie for a walk
around the block. I asked Mom but she said the dog was in heat and that I
should ask you."

Dad said, "Bring Susie over here." He took a rag, soaked it with
gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear with it and said, "Ok, you can go now
but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block."

Little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

Dad said, "Where's Susie?"

Little girl says, "Susie ran out of gas about halfway down the block and
there's another dog pushing her home."